What is the best advice to getting along with a boss that is a ASSHOLE?

kick his *** cbass!What is the best advice to getting along with a boss that is a ASSHOLE?
Just be professional you don't need to like him/her or anyone else you work with. Just do your job the best you can.What is the best advice to getting along with a boss that is a ASSHOLE?
Avoidence. when the @$$ is coming dodge in the bathroom or under the nearest desk and if your busted just say ';%26lt;colleuage's name who's desk ur under%26gt; is goin through a rough stage in his/her romance life and i was just trying to help them through it by giving them a 'go-down'; and if this doesnt work there are always AK-47's. though I highly discourage this last option and so does the FBI. also you could spike their luch with laxatives and force them to go home early everyday.
Hey! I have found nvc (Non Violent Communication) has given me great strength in dealing with anyone - I would really recommend you read this book http://www.cnvc.org/bookchap.htm and explore the website - It is by Marshall B. Rosenberg, Ph.D - the man who founded nvc, and he goes around the world helping people in wars and wartorn places, rapists, murderers, and victims communicate compassionately.
You might try calling their bluff. They may just be a bully and bullies always back down when you stand up to them. If you get fired, so what, it was a crappy job anyway.
either find a new job or play the game and agree with everything he/she says
Show her him yours
Deal with him only when its necessary and other times concentrate on your work and ignore him. If it gets too bad or insulting, report him, don't just quit and walk away without a fight, unless you hate the job anyway.
Sorry to say that most bosses are assholes. That is what they get paid to be. You will find the real nice bosses getting run over by their subordinates and ineffective. Work is work - live with it or start your own company. Of course with your own company you have to contend with customers who are assholes.





Good luck!
Take a deep breath, try to find something during the day where you can regain your composure and peace.





If it is really that bad, you'll need to consider your options. And maybe it might be a good time to brush up your resume.
Make sure that you are on time to work. If you are being paid to work 8 hrs. give the company that you are working for a full 8 hrs. Don't fool around talking on the phone and coming back late from lunch. Be organized and prepared for work each day. If the boss continues to be an asshole, look for another job.